Speaking of cats, I hate them by the way, I've been told that a new (old) lovely (cantankerous) lady cat is coming to live with us. Her name is 'Tea Room', what sort of a name is that? Does it mean Food Space?. We'll all need to be nice to her. Apparently she's getting a lovely private room with a heater, bed, toilet and dining area while she settles in. I bet it's not wet in there.
Or windy. How windy was it? Really windy. So windy that Oona left home. Don't know where she's living now. I miss her stumpy leg. So windy nobody got much sleep.
And cold. So cold my sticks all left home. No idea where they went.